This is a Parody Site
ABOUT ME
Hi, I'm Sandy "The Moron Kravetz"
WHERE I COME FROM
This is a very interesting question, and to be honest, no one is really sure. I am of Romanian ancestry, and my biological parents had the Christian name of Prost. I was adopted from an orphanage that was thriving behind the iron curtain because it specialized in both canine and human adoptions. My earliest memories were of the sign on my door with my Romanian name written in floral script, which said Sandy Prost. Interestingly enough, Prost is also the Romanian word for Stupid.
A THRIVING CAREER, NOT REALLY
After being rescued from the orphanage by my new American parents, I grew up in the New England part of the United States, but I will say that I have always been disappointed that my parents never took me to see Buckingham Palace or the Queen, which I thought was the whole reason for living in New England.
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Anyhow, there is a college in Boston that had a program for students who were adopted from agencies that specialized in Animal Rescue and Human Adoption and miraculously, I qualified and am a proud Tufts University Graduate. What is interesting is that Tufts is an excellent college, but I have little to no memory regarding what I studied there or what degree I received.
MISSION STATEMENT
Vindictiveness Meets Opportunity
Well, in January of this year, I was voted the #1 most stupid SUSD Governing Board Member, and my selection was overwhelming. I received 71.4% of the first place votes, and Barbara Perleberg, with whom I am so very close, only received 28.6% of the vote. She has had her moment in the spotlight, so I think that she understands how important it is for me to be number one in at least one thing.
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